Thursday, October 17, 2013

The Pleasures of a Hindu Undivided Family - Episode No.2

I had ended the previous episode abruptly to keep my readers guessing about the fate of Yallappaiah after the dacoits left the house. I am sure none of my readers would have guessed it correctly. It is indeed difficult to believe. But Yallappaiah did not wait for help from anybody from his village. He walked more than 2 kms with his eyes blindfolded and hands tied up to one particular house and got his blindfold and ropes from the hands removed. In fact my mother had told me the name of this house. But my memory has failed me here and I am not sure whether any of the present generation family members are aware of it. But the fact remains that Yallappaiah was an exceptional personality and he could cover such a long distance just like a blindfolded magician of today! I had heard this story repeatedly from my mother and every time I ended up wondering about this adventure of Yallappaiah.
One question, of course, would necessarily arise in the minds of my readers. Did not anyone in the village see Yallappaiah on the way? But let me tell you that it did not make any difference. It was simply because they had no guts to ask him anything about his state of affairs. Such was his personality. I am writing this from my experience in seeing the way his eldest son Ganeshaiah was treated and held in awe by our village folk. I would also add here that my mother would never mix up fiction with facts when she spoke about the history of our village.
It appears that the dacoits were never caught and the family lost that portion of the wealth permanently. But there were reasons to believe that the family’s liquid wealth was much more than what the dacoits took away on that particular day. Yallappaiah was not an ordinary rich man who would put all his investments in a single basket! In those days it was quite common to keep a part of the wealth in the form of gold coins in pots hidden underground somewhere inside/near the house. In our village itself there were instances of such treasures being discovered several years later. In fact the person who purchased our Adekhandi house appears to have found one such treasure! But I will come back to it later.
As far as my own memory goes, the Belavinakodige was a crowded house with the family members of Yallappaiah. However, the eldest of his sons, Ganeshaiah, had moved out of our village at his old age to the city of Shimoga. His wife Kaveramma was the sister of another big landlord from a village called Kanooru near Narasimaharajapura. The couple had a son and a daughter both of whom died early. The bereaved couple decided to leave the village for good.  They also took with them the sons and daughters of the brothers and sisters of Ganeshaiah who were in the school-going age. The idea was to admit them in good schools in Shimoga.
But Ganeshaiah continued to keep the financial management of
pushing one another throughout! There was no limit to their naughtiness! The senior the family fully under his remote control. The city of Shimoga has always been the nerve centre of activity for the arecanut-growing farmers of Koppa, Sringeri, N R Pura, Thirthahalli and Hosanagara taluks. Ganeshaiah made it a point to visit his home on the occasion of all the major festivals along with his entourage. Among them were Navarathri and Anantha Chaturdasi Vratham.
Like all other houses in our village the Belavinakodige house had a perennial source of water in the form of a large tank near the house located at the bottom of a hillock. The water would directly flow into the house through a pipeline on gravity. There was a temple of Raktheswari (comparable to the Kali Matha in Bengal) between the tank and the house. Raktheswari is known as a very powerful Goddess and was under the exclusive private worship of the family. An annual event called Raktheswari Samaradhane was being held, when the villagers had the opportunity see the deity. As children we were afraid of this Goddess and we never dared to go near the temple. We thought we may create some ‘mailige’ (sacrilege) and attract the wrath of the powerful Goddess!
The house had a very big Go-Shala (cowshed). There were a large number of cows and some buffaloes. The family obviously required a huge supply of milk for the captive use. While the Malnad families generally treated the arrival of male and female child with equal pleasure, the things were quite different as far as female and male issues of cows were concerned! The arrival of a female calf was a cause of celebration in all the families. But a male calf faced discrimination from the moment it was born! While the female calf would be reared with all affection and care, the male one would be banished at the earliest opportunity!
The Belavinakodige house had a different arrangement for the male calves. The family had vast paddy fields and it was possible to use some of the quality male calves for ploughing, once they grew up. So some months after they stopped drinking their mother’s milk, the male calves would be shifted to a ‘creche’ near our house! This creche was maintained by a senior servant of the family called Sesha. This Sesha’s creche was actually a cowshed called Koodu-Kottige in Kannada. What it meant actually was unlike in the normal cowshed, where the individual cows are tied to a pole, the young bulls here would be left free to move around inside uncontrolled. Sesha’s duty was to herd them together in the evening on return from grazing by counting them manually and locking the door. He would release them in the morning on arrival of the cowherd Chowda (I have already written a separate story on him).
It appears the young bulls in this creche enjoyed their childhood to the full. We used to visit this creche often to see the games played by them! While the senior bulls would rest themselves peacefully, the younger ones were restless, mischievous and a total nuisance. They would go on fighting and most bulls would be moved to another shed (called Yetthina-Kottige) near the paddy field in the next stage. Here they would graduate themselves to start ploughing the paddy fields from the next season!
Coming back to Sesha, I should say that I have never seen a more faithful and committed family servant of his caliber. He lived in a shed near the creche mentioned by me above. A middle-aged person, Sesha lived alone and cooked his own food. Once in a year he would go back to his village in South-Kanara to visit his family. He was totally dedicated to the Belavinakodige family and needed absolutely no supervision for any of his duties. One of his major duties was to irrigate the arecanut gardens from several tanks located at different places during the summer. The gardens near our house belonged to the Belavinakodige family. We could see him often watering the plants there. He used to wear a trademark dress including a cap made from adike-haale (I find no equivalent word in English) and a pink towel.
Sesha used to grow a number of vegetables near his shed. One such vegetable was called Basale (green leaves with stems) in Kannada. Due to some unexplained reasons, this vegetable was a taboo for our community in those days. But my mother used to prepare very tasty sambar and hashwale (tambuli) from Basale. Sesha would deliver Basale to our house during the night in a hush-hush manner! A cup of coffee and yele-adike were the only consideration he expected! I do not remember as to when exactly Sesha finally bid adieu to the family. With the advent of power tiller and tractor, the creche system for the young bulls stands terminated. Nevertheless for some of us at least, Sesha and his creche will remain permanently etched in our memories.
Yallappaiah had ensured that his sons were well trained in all the physical jobs connected with the agriculture and family customs and traditions. I have seen both the younger brothers of Ganeshaiah – Thimmappaiah and Venkappaiah - doing all sorts of manual work despite of the fact that they belonged to such a wealthy family. In fact they were experts in covering the roof tops of houses with fresh arecanut leaves. This was an annual affair at all the houses in our village done on a labour-sharing basis. For several years they continued to participate in this event including the one at our Adekhandi house. They gave up these jobs only at the later part of their life.
The two brothers used to dress like simple folks wearing the traditional paani panche (dhothi) also called Barapore panche and a trademark shirt which was midway between the present day shirts with half sleeves and full sleeves. This dress was quite comfortable while doing all sorts of manual works. They would also wear a Gandhi shawl normally. They would upgrade their dress to a full-sleeve shirt and a longer Kachhe-panche while attending important functions. The family had the traditional right and responsibility to lead a ‘dibbana’ (procession) from our village to the annual car-festival at the Lakshmi Venkateshwara Temple at Megoor – also called Munivrundapura. This dibbana accompanied by vadya would cover the entire distance of over 10 kms by walk.
The family’s major portion of agricultural land was under the cultivation of tenants. Our family also had a small portion of arecanut garden belonging to this family under tenancy (geni). The collection of arecanut and paddy as per the tenancy arrangement was an annual affair. An entourage of the family under the leadership of Venkappaiah would arrive at our houses with a takkadi (weighing equipment) for weighment and collection of the arecanut. As per the arrangement, the geni adike was to be in the sorted variety of hasa (the top-rated and the highest priced variety) only.
Venkappaiah would personally weigh the arecanut with assistance from others. He would wear a Mundasu (turban) made out of his Gandhi shawl while weighing. As per the custom, a person is not supposed to exhibit his pate (with or without hair!) while weighing! Similarly the first unit of measurement for counting is mentioned as Labha (profit) instead of the number one (Ondu)! Again the number seven (yelu) is not mentioned and instead it is counted as matthondu (additional one)! For some unknown reasons, it is a taboo to use these two numbers while measuring/weighing! After the completion of weighment, the consignment would be kept aside. It would be lifted on a bullock cart subsequently.
The arrival of Ganeshaiah and Kaveramma with their entourage for the annual celebration of Navarathri and Anantha Chaturdasi Vratham used to be a major event in our village.
------- (To be continued)-------
A V Krishnamurthy
16th January 2011

Sunday, October 13, 2013

The Pleasures of a Hindu Undivided Family - Part-1

The concept of joint Hindu Family (HUF) is dead and gone. Goodbye to the good old days. Nowadays the families are just unable to live under a single roof. None of us are prepared to make sacrifices or compromises and respect the elders in the family – the true elements of success of the HUF. So much so that even the wife and husband are finding it difficult to live together! Thanks to the new age generation and liberalization - the concept of live-in relationship is gaining strength. The advantage is - you can wind it up anytime! No wonder – the Splitsvilla programme on MTV has become highly popular!
The above thinking was from my experiences of living in the city all these days. But how wrong I was! A visit to an interior village in Malnad about four months back, changed my perception totally and how! You may be surprised, but I am proud to say that the village is none other than the village where I was born!
I had an occasion to visit my village for distributing invitations for my second son’s marriage. My wife could not accompany me and I requested my two elder sisters to join me. The two are living in another village not far from my village. They were also interested and excited as they had no occasion to visit several houses in my village for quite a long time. It turned out to be a memorable visit indeed!
The first house to be visited by us was called Bhuvanakote. The house belonged to a gentleman called Venkappaiah who is no more. Venkappaiah was a big Zamindar and belonged to the biggest HUF of our village called Belavinakodige. His family had branched out from the main family and shifted to Bhuvanakote during my childhood days. But it continued to be a nuclear family with another two families in its hold. Venkappaiah, a soft-spoken man, managed the outside affairs, while his wife Lakshmamma (from Hebbige family), a venerable and affectionate lady, managed the home affairs. The family had a tradition – to keep a low-profile. None of its members would speak loudly or raise their voice under any circumstances!
We were expecting lot of changes in the family set up and tradition, consequent to the departure of Venkappaiah and Lakshmamma. But Oh! No! Absolutely nothing had changed. The only change was - the baton had passed on to Keshava (the eldest son) and his wife Lalitha from Venkappaiah and Lakshmamma respectively.  It continues to be a nuclear family of three brothers at present with the fourth brother employed in Mysore. Keshava’s seven sisters are married and well settled. But they keep in regular touch with the family. Keshava’s two sons are also employed in Bangalore.
The family was busy in the early morning chores.  Our visit turned out to be a surprise. But we were received with special warmth and affection in the traditional Malnad way. While Keshava spoke to me amidst his daily routine, his wife Lalitha spoke to my sisters. The familiarity with which Lalitha treated us indeed surprised me. I was perhaps visiting the family after a gap of over 20 years. But she spoke to me with such a familiarity that I really felt I had never left my village and continued to live there all these days! In my opinion Lakshmamma could not have chosen a better person to succeed her and continue the family traditions!
Our next destination was Belavinakodige from where this family had branched out. But we had a problem on hand. While the male members of the family were well known to us, we had not seen any of the ladies in the family as they were all young and the older ladies had passed away. Fortunately for us, Lalitha agreed to accompany us to introduce the ladies to us. She took her co-sister’s young son with her for company. On the way, Lalitha gave us good news. Yallappaiah, the eldest son of the family was back in the family along with his wife. He is almost in his eighties now and has no issues. This was one family reunion that gave us plenty of happiness. A re-merger of a branch of the family after a gap of over 40 years!  Perhaps quite unbelievable; but still very much true! Let me recollect and record here whatever I know about this prestigious family:
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The house of Belavinakodige is located at the bottom of a hillock and at the top of a valley of arecanut gardens stretching up to another landmark house in our village called Puradamane. My own Adekhandi house (since sold out and is only a memory for us now) is located midway between these two houses. Our village has a tradition of carrying different names for each household. The importance of Belavinakodige house is indicated by the fact that the same name is given to our entire village. There was a time when the entire arecanut valley was divided among three families of our village, with the major portion belonging to the Belavinakodige family. All others including our family were only tenants of the Belavinakodige family. This family also had agricultural lands in other parts of our village.
As per tradition, the head of this family invariably carried the name of Yallappaiah. For generations, the family carried the practice of naming the eldest son in the family with the said name and the origin of this name remains a mystery. Of course the name is no more in use in the fashionable world of today. My maternal great grandmother was the sister of Yallappaiah (grandfather of the current family head). He had three sons by the name of Ganeshaiah, Thimmappaiah and Venkappaiah (already referred above).
My mother used to tell us a story about Yallappaiah. It seems for some reasons Yallappaiah had to live alone in the large Belavinakodige house for quite some time. The family had a treasure of gold and diamond jewels that were in the excusive possession of Yallappaiah. It was even said that in addition to the other jewels, there was a large silver vessel, which was filled with gold rings to the brim. Yallappaiah knew the exact number of rings in the said vessel. He would make a physical verification often.
In those days robbery was said to be common and super rich families were the general target. Fearing the possibility of robbery of the family wealth, an arrangement had been made by the relatives to keep a group of State Reserve Police as security at the Belavinakodige house. The Royal Government of Mysore had obliged, keeping in view of the clout enjoyed by the family in the Malnad region of those days. The arrangement was expected to continue as long as Yallappaiah lived alone in the house. But on account of some mysterious reasons, the security was suddenly withdrawn after some time.
It seems a group of dacoits had already marked the house and was just waiting for the opportunity. They attacked the house on the very next day after the departure of the State Reserve Police. But Yallappaiah somehow got wind of the attack and bolted himself in the legendary and landmark house. The doors were made of hard wood and the gang really had a task on hand to break them down. Having failed in the task, the gang started digging up the base of the door fittings to remove the structure in its entirety. It had arrived with all the necessary equipments. The sound of digging up of the basement was so loud that it could be heard in the entire village. But none in the village dared to come to the rescue of Yallappaiah at the cost of their lives. The entire structure (door system) collapsed after some time.
The leader of the gang was perhaps known to Yallappaiah. Naturally he did not want to disclose his identity. The gang therefore planned to throw sand on the eyes of Yallappaiah before tying him up. The idea was not to harm him in any way and to hide the identity of the leader. But the leader of the gang developed some cold feet at the last moment. He felt that throwing the sand in the eyes of the elderly Yallappaiah was a cruelty!
But that did not prevent the gang from proceeding with its normal duties! The gang managed to overpower Yallappaiah and tied a cloth covering his both eyes. They tied up his hands also so that he could not remove the cloth. The gang leader appeared in front of him only thereafter. He snatched away the treasury keys from the waist belt of Yallappaiah. The entire family wealth in the form of gold, diamond and silver was looted without any mercy. The gang leader had noticed that Yallappaiah was wearing a waist belt made of pure gold (called Nevala in Kannada). It was too tempting to avoid stealing the same! It was snatched away mercilessly by cutting it off from the body! The gang ran away with the booty leaving behind Yallappaiah blindfolded and both the hands tied up firmly.
------- (To be continued)-------
A V Krishnamurthy
9th January 2011

Saturday, October 12, 2013

I Don’t Know, Son! - 70

The Twitter-Tweeter Mix-Up!
Son: The investor community is a crazy lot even in a developed country like the US, dad.
Father: How come? Go on son.
Son: The news of the social media site Twitter launching its IPO shortly has created a sensation and excitement across the world financial markets, dad.
Father: True. Go on, son.
Son: The investors mistook the long-dead electronics retailer Tweeter for the social website (Twitter) and placed huge buy orders on the scrip sending the same up by over 1,000 percent on 4th October 2013, dad!
Father: Interesting! Go on, son.
Son: The Tweeter Home Entertainment Group (Tweeter), a specialty consumer electronics company, had filed for bankruptcy in 2007, dad!
Father: I don’t know, son!
The Victim or the Thief!
Son: Bangalore Mirror has reported a case of a victim turning out as a thief, dad.
Father: Interesting. Go on, son.
Son: A techie in Bangalore had filed a police complaint on May 2013 that his Rs6.5-lakh car Tata Manza had been stolen, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: After more than five months in September a cop with the Kalasipalayam station spotted the stolen car and arrested the driver (thief) and brought him to the station, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: To their shock and surprise, the police then found that the ‘thief’ was in fact the techie himself who had filed the complaint, dad!
Father: Interesting. Go on, son.
Son: What happened actually was that the car had been parked by the techie at the house of his in-laws and had been taken away by loan sharks who had financed the bankrupt in-laws, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: The techie came to know about it after filing the complaint and got it released by paying Rs5 lakh to the loan sharks, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: But he did not inform the police as he wanted to get the insurance claim as well, dad!
Father: Go on, Son.
Son: The techie’s brilliant idea to ‘have the cake and eat it too’ ended with his arrest, dad!
Father: I don’t know, son!
Kingfisher’s Desperate Efforts!
Son: The management of the defunct Kingfisher Airlines is said to be desperately negotiating with private equity funds for raising money, dad.
Father: Is it for revival of the airline? Appears too late. Go on, son.
Son: Not exactly, dad.
Father: Then it must be for the payment of salaries to employees in view of the ensuing festival season. Go on, son.
Son: You are wrong again, dad.
Father: Then what? Go on, son.
Son: The airline wants to start shooting for its famous Kingfisher Calendar for 2014, dad!
Father: I don’t know, son!
It’s Ok if you don’t repay Loans!
Son: The Congress Chief G Parameshwara has said that it’s OK if the minorities do not pay back the loans taken from the Karnataka Minority Development Corporation, dad.
Father: Ridiculous! Go on, son.
Son: The Congress Chief was a serious contender for the post of Chief Minister. But lost the race to Siddaramaiah (Siddu), dad.
Father: True. Go on, son.
Son: When the reporters raised the issue with the Congress spokesperson in Delhi, he was said to be unperturbed, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: He seems to have told them coolly that they could now understand why the Congress Chief lost the race to CM’s post, dad!
Father: I don’t know, son!
A V Krishnamurthy


Wednesday, October 9, 2013

The Financial Wizard - Episode No.6

“Not all the armies of all the empires of earth
can crush the spirit of one true man.
And that one man will prevail”
                                                         ----Terence Mac Swiney
The fact that my brother-in-law was engaged in the money lending activity did not make him lose his focus on his basic vocation of agriculture. While the cultivation of paddy was restricted to only a part of the year (there was no concept of summer crop), the arecanut cultivation is a 365 days in a year occupation. Besides, in the Malnad region the banana cultivation is part and parcel of the arecanut cultivation. Banana is planted in the midst of arecanut plants and the regular yield forms part of the income from the plantation.
Unlike in our village, the growing of pan leaves by planting them near the arecanut trees was not in practice in Hokkalike. In our place, the income from pan leaves formed a significant portion of income from the plantation. During his visits to our house, my brother-in-law observed the pan leaf cultivation in our gardens. He took it as a challenge and carried the seedlings from our place. By the time I was in Hokkalike, he had managed to grow a good number of plants. They were yielding leaves enough to even supply them to shops.
I had mentioned earlier that the paddy stock would be sold by my brother-in-law when the market rates were on the higher side. The same was true in the case of arecanut also. The city of Shimoga had a very well developed and organised market for arecanut grown in the Malnad region. The arecanut mandies in Shimoga would allow the farmers to hold on to their stock for years just for a nominal rent. There used to be some cash rich farmers who would hold the stock for years in anticipation of increase in prices. Actually the quality of arecanut from Malnad used to be such that it would improve in proportion to its age! My brother-in-law would visit Shimoga only when he found the rates attractive.
Post nationalization of banks in 1969, the banks started opening their branches in many of the rural places. Initially these branches used to focus only on the deposits. My brother-in-law became the first target of new bank branches in the vicinity. During 1970,  Canara Bank opened its branch in Basavani, where I had completed by Middle School education. Actually Basavani is located in Thirthahalli taluk, which comes under Shimoga district. However, Hokkalike though located two miles from Basavani, falls under Koppa taluk and Chikmagalur district. But that did not prevent the Manager of Canara Bank from approaching my brother-in-law. Soon he became an important client of the bank.
Even though my brother-in-law belonged to the old school of thought, he had fairly good idea about the need for investing in life insurance policies. He did invest in insurance. In fact when the Unit Trust came out with some scheme for insurance linked policies, he was the first to invest. He had even invested in a long term scheme for the benefit of his granddaughter. The product was to mature by the time the girl reached the marriageable age.
My brother-in-law had also taken care to invest in sites in Hokkalike. However, he somehow did not invest in sites in nearby towns like Koppa or Thirthahalli. In fact, the building in which Canara Bank branch was housed in Basavani had been offered to him. The Land-Lord was particular that he only should buy the property. But somehow my brother-in-law was not interested.
My brother-in-law learnt a very bad lesson in the matter of helping the weaker section of the society. He used to give small loans to such persons by taking on pledge vessels, utensils, etc. The security was only to enforce repayment obligations. He would charge only nominal simple rate of interest. During the emergency period, the Government of Karnataka brought some restrictions on rural money lending. Instigated by some political leaders, the borrowers arrived at the house of my brother-in-law and demanded the securities back.  My brother-in-law handed over all the securities. He had to just write off the entire dues.
By the time my brother-in-law reached his old age, he had ensured that his three sons and only daughter were well settled. He had seen to it that the families of his children were financially independent and self-sufficient. Even though he could have taken full rest from the routine agriculture work at his old age, he continued to get totally involved. During paddy planting season of the year 1998, he was monitoring the planting activity in his fields one day. He was suddenly hit by a paralytic stroke while standing in the fields. He could not recover fully from the attack and breathed his last soon. An eventful career of a benevolent rural financial expert had come to an end. May his soul rest in peace!
------Concluded-----
A V Krishnamurthy



Tuesday, October 1, 2013

I Don’t Know, Son! - 69

The Veto Power!
Son: The Veto-Power in the United Nations Security Council refers to the power wielded by the five permanent members – USA, China, UK, Russia and France, dad.
Father: True. Go on son.
Son: These members are empowered to prevent adoption of any major draft Council resolution regardless of the level of international support for the draft, dad.
Father: True. Go on, son.
Son: However, in the Indian context it has assumed a new definition now, dad.
Father: Like what? Go on, son.
Son: It is the power wielded by Rahul Gandhi that prevented the signing of an ordinance by the President of India even after it has been approved by the Cabinet, dad!
Father: I don’t know, son!
Not so Worried!
Son: The rating agency Fitch has kept three PSU banks under watch, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: Punjab National Bank, Canara bank and IDBI Bank are the three banks under its watch list, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: A spokesperson of Canara Bank, however, is reported to have said that the bank is not much worried, dad.
Father: How come? Go on, son.
Son: According to him, the bank is now busy in taking over a ‘major bank’ in Karnataka and the position of the bank would improve substantially after the takeover, dad.
Father: Which is the bank? Go on, son.
Son: It is the Amanath Cooperative Bank, which is in the news for all the wrong reasons, dad!
Father: I don’t know, son!
No Moral Right?
Son: The BCCI is said to be thinking of deputing one of its officials to convey a message to the Indian cricket legend Tendulkar, dad.
Father: What message? Go on, son.
Son: The obvious message is to ask the legend to announce his voluntary retirement, as BBCI wants to avoid the embarrassment of dropping him, dad.
Father: Go on, Son.
Son: When newsmen approached the legend for his comments, he is reported to have said that BCCI has no moral rights to ask him to retire, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: According to the legend, Srinivasan has been sticking on to the post of the President of BCCI in spite of all the controversies, dad.
Father: True. Go on, son.
Son: Tendulkar feels, as a legend he has every right to stick on to the Indian Team, dad!
Father: I don’t know, son!
The New Brand Ambassador!
Son: The industry is always looking to encash the popularity of icons for marketing its brands, dad.
Father: True. Go on, son.
Son: The tendency of Tendulkar to stick on to the Indian Team seems to have attracted the attention of one particular brand, dad.
Father: Which brand? Go on, son.
Son: The Fevicol brand is said to be interested in appointing the legend as its brand ambassador, dad!
Father: I don’t know, son!
The Conflict of Interest!
Son: One should appreciate the temerity with which N Srinivasan pursued his goal of wresting back the post of President of BCCI, dad.
Father: True. Go on, son.
Son: He fought against all his adversaries almost single handedly to get the coveted post back, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: It seems the Gujarat Ambuja Cement Company wanted to make him a brand ambassador for its advertisement campaign – Yeh deewaar toot ti kiyon nahi.......?
Father: Interesting. Go on, son.
Son: However, Srinivasan is said to have declined the offer citing conflict of interest, dad.
Father: How come? Go on, son.
Son: Srinivasan owns the prestigious cement company - India Cements Ltd – dad!
Father: I don’t know, son!
A V Krishnamurthy



Saturday, September 28, 2013

The Financial Wizard - Episode No.5

One of my regular readers (NN) has called my brother-in-law a Dharmic Banker. I fully agree with him. This makes me write about a religious story used to be told by my brother-in-law. This appears to be a unique story not heard so far. The story was told to me by my younger brother Srinivasa who also stayed at my sister’s house for three years.
The Ganesha Story
The practice of installing Ganesha idol made out of clay or Plaster of Paris on the Bhadrapada Chowthi day every year and the immersion (Visarjana) of the same later in lakes, tanks or sea is a celebrated event in many parts of our country since times immemorial. However, there appears to be no mention anywhere in our legends as to how this practice came into existence. Obviously there should have been some basis for this practice.
My brother-in-law used to tell a story from Mahabharatha to illustrate how this practice came into existence. The story went somewhat on the following lines:
After the Pandavas won the Kurukshetra War, there was a dawn of peaceful times. The Pandavas were enjoying their success and were looking at some event to celebrate. They invited Bhagwan Sri Krishna to Hasthinapura for a discussion and consultation. Then it was decided to conduct a special Homam and invite all the Kings and relatives to participate. As usual the Homam was supposed to start after the pooja of Vigna Vinaashaka Lord Ganesha.
A question was posed by the Lord Krishna to the Pandavas at this stage - why not invite Lord Ganapathy himself to be present on the occasion instead of conducting the pooja of a Mandala? He felt a live pooja of the Lord Ganesha was better than worshipping him in his absence. The suggestion was enthusiastically accepted by the Pandavas. The pair of Nakula-Sahadeva was dispatched immediately to Mount Kailas to personally invite Ganesha to attend the function. Lord Ganesha gracefully accepted the invitation and promised to be present on the occasion. He even summoned his Vaahana (vehicle), the rat, immediately and ordered him to keep himself ready to carry him to Hasthinapura on the particular day.
All the Kings and the relatives of Pandavas were present on the day of celebration. The entire Hasthinapura was decorated for the purpose. The Muhurtham for the Homam was approaching and the sages were ready to start the Homam. But suddenly Pandavas realised that Lord Ganesh who was supposed to be present to accept the pooja was missing. All of them looked at Lord Krishna who had only suggested the live pooja of the elephant God. But even the Lord Krishna was unaware of the reasons for the missing Vinayaka!
It was an anxious time for the Pandavas and they desperately sought the help of Lord Krishna to trace out the missing Ganesha! Krishna understood their predicament and he just went out. Hardly within a few minutes, he came back with the smiling Ganesha to the relief of everybody assembled there.
The Ganesh pooja was started immediately thereafter by the sages by inviting the live Ganesha to the Mandapam. It was going on smoothly, when to the surprise of everybody present, there was the entry of another Ganesha to the venue! The Ganesha who made the entry was shocked to find another Ganesha being worshipped in the Mandapam! But seeing the entry of the new Ganesha, the Ganesha in the Mandapam just vanished from the scene! There was utter confusion prevailing for some time. But the problem was solved by inviting the new Ganesha to the Mandapam and proceeding with the pooja. The Homam went on religiously and was concluded with the offerings.
Ganesha was quite sure that the Lord Krishna must have played the trick of creating a temporary Ganesha for the pooja purpose. The reason for Ganesha’s late arrival was obviously the delay in the arrival of his Vaahana, the rat. It seems the rat had just forgotten the programme and was sleeping comfortably in its burrow. It took its own time to arrive. It gave an excuse that it had spent the entire night digging a big hole! When Ganesha spoke to the Lord, he agreed that he had indeed created the dummy Ganesha! He explained that he was left with no other alternative as the pooja could not be delayed any further. Both of them explained the matter to the Pandavas. The event became memorable on account of the unique presence of two Ganeshas!
Lord Krishna decided that the day should be commemorated and would be celebrated as a special day every year. He told the assembled people there that an idol of Ganesha would be installed in every home on the Bhadrapada Chowthi every year. The idol would be worshipped as if the Lord was present live on the occasion. It would be immersed in water later at the end of the day by carrying the idol to the nearby tank/lake/river/sea. Ganesha fully consented with the suggestion. He told Lord Krishna that he would be present at every house where his idol was installed and would bless the families.
It may be noted that the incident does not find any mention in the original Mahabharatha written by the legendary Vyasa. Quite ironically it was Ganesha himself who wrote down the legend in shorthand as dictated by Vyasa! When this query was put to my brother-in-law, he seems to have told that Ganesha was too modest to point out the exclusion of his story to Vyasa!
-----To Be Continued---
A V Krishnamurthy




Monday, September 23, 2013

I Don't Know, Son! - 68

Muhurtam for the Anti-Superstition Law!
Son: The Karnataka Government is said to be planning to enact a legislation to crack down on superstition on the lines of the one in Maharashtra, dad.
Father: True. Go on son.
Son: The Government is also said to be looking for an appropriate time for introduction of the law in the Vidhana Sabha, dad.
Father: Like what? Go on, son.
Son: It seems the Chief Minister has been advised by his well wishers to look for a good Muhurtam for the introduction, dad!
Father: Interesting. Go on, son.
Son: The CM is said to have been particularly advised to avoid Raahu Kaalam at the time of introduction, dad!
Father: I don’t know, son!
Don’t Follow the Smart Teacher!
Son: A teacher in Bangalore became too smart in handling her bank ATM card, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: According to Bangalore Mirror, the teacher wrote down the PIN Code on the reverse of her ATM card to avoid forgetting the same, dad!
Father: Go on, son.
Son: She had left her handbag at a counter while shopping, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: Two thieves stole the bag and found the ATM card with the PIN noted on the reverse, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: They emptied the account by drawing Rs36,000 through different ATMs, dad!
Father: I don’t know, son!
Don’t Count the Booty!
Son: The same teacher turned lucky when the thieves became too smart, dad.
Father: How come? Go on, son.
Son: The teacher first received an SMS alert on her mobile that Rs3,000 had been drawn from her account through ATM, dad.
Father: Interesting. Go on, son.
Son: She realised that her bag was stolen along with the ATM card, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: She immediately went to the nearest Police Station with her complaint, dad.
Father: Go on, Son.
Son: By that time she received one more SMS that another Rs3,000 had been drawn, dad. The message mentioned the location of the ATM also, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: Two police officers immediately left for the location on their bike, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: The officers found the two fools at the Ulsoor ATM, still counting their booty, dad!
Father: Go on, son.
Son: They were caught red-handed by the two officers to the joy of the smart teacher, dad!
Father: I don’t know, son!
The Water War!
Son: The Government of Tamil Nadu under the Chief Ministership of J Jayalalithaa, fought a relentless war with the Government of Karnataka in the Supreme Court last season for the Cauvery water, dad.
Father: True. Go on, son.
Son: Luckily, owing to nature’s bounty, there is no scope for such war in this season, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: Jayalalithaa has now launched Amma water in Tamil Nadu at Rs10 per litre, dad.
Father: True.  Go on, son.
Son: Not to be left behind, the Chief Minister of Karnataka is said to be thinking of launching his own brand of water in Karnataka, dad.
Father: Interesting. Go on, son.
Son: In all probability, it will be named either Appa Water or Siddu Water, dad!
Father: I don’t know, son!
A V Krishnamurthy