I Don’t Know, Son! - 88

‘Jail Challo’ for ‘Chammak Challo’ Remark

Son: The magistrate in Thane Maharashtra has convicted a man for using an insulting word against a lady residing in his neighbouring flat, dad.

Father: Go on, son.

Son: According to Times of India, the man has been fined Re 1 and sentensed a simple imprisonment till rising of the court, dad.

Father: Interesting. Go on, son.

Son: There was some argument between the man and the lady, when he became furious, dad.

Father: Go on, son.

Son: In a fit of rage, he is reported to have addressed the lady as “Chammak Challo”, dad!

Father: Looks funny. Go on, son.

Son: Now the Magistrate has ordere him “Jail Challo!”,  dad.

Father: I don’t know, son!

Salman Inaugurates  a Driving School in Dubai!

Son: Bllywood actor Salman Khan is reported to have inaugurated a Driving School in Dubai, dad!

Father: Are you sure?  Go on, son.

Son: The 51-year old actor had been sentenced for five years imprisonment  by a Mumbai court in 2016, dad.

Son: Go on, son.

Son: He was punished for killing one person and injuring four others while driving a car on footpath in a drunken state, dad.

Father: True. Go on, son.

Son: According to authorities in Dubai, public in Dubai need not worry, as people do not sleep on footpath in the oil rich country, dad.

Father: Oh MyGod! Go on, son.

Son: They also say that they have ensured that Salman does not drive any vehcle in Dubai, dad!

Father: I don’t know, son!

Amitab to get Rs6-10 crore for endorsing Lux Innerware!

Son: Bollywood legend Amitab Bachhan will soon appear in a TV commercial Andar Ki Baat about Lux innerware, dad!

Father: Wonderful. Go on, son.

Son: He has reportedly charged Rs6-10 crore as endorsement fee, dad.

Father: Go on, son.

Son: People in rural India are said to be a worried lot after hearing about this endorsement by Amitab, dad.

Father: How come? Go on, son.

Son: They say that they are already a harassed lot with the “Bahar Ki Baat” endorsement of Bachhan, Dad!

Father: What do you mean? Go on, son.

Son:  They say they have lost the freedom of using open spaces as toilet, because Amitab is found hunting them down and pushing them to a toilet under the Sawchh Bharat programme, dad!

Father: True. Go on, son.

Son: They now think that Bachhan will force them to use an underware under his “Andar Ki Baat” programme, dad!

Father: I don’t know, son!

You Can’t Blame Us; We Did Our Best!

Son: Rahul Gandhi is reported to have visited his school on Teachers Day to meet his teachers and wish them, dad.

Father: Go on, son.

Son: It is said that he told his teachers – “Today I am what I am-------because of you all”, dad.

Father: Go on, son.

Son: It seems the Headmaster of the school became very emotional, dad.

Father: Go on, Son.

Son: He is reported to have said – “You Can’t Blame Us. We Did Our Best! – dad.

Father: I don’t know, son!

Ram Jeth Malani Retires!

Son: Noted jurist Ram Jethmalani has announced his retirement as an advocate, dad.

Father: True. Go on, son.

Son: While he is fully satisfied about his seven-decade-long carrier, he is said to be worried about the pending payment of a small bill, dad.

Father: Which bill? Go on, son.

Son: He had raised a bill for Rs3.42 crore on Arvind Kejriwal, Chief Minister of Delhi, for representing his case against Arun Jaitley, dad.

Father: True. Go on, son.

Son: But Kejri is said to be keeping mum on the matter, dad.

Father: How come? Go on, son.

Son: Because Kejri thinks that the moment he opens his mouth, the bill amount is likely to go up, dad!

Father: I don’t know, son!