‘Jail Challo’ for
‘Chammak Challo’ Remark
Son:
The magistrate in Thane Maharashtra has convicted a man for using an insulting
word against a lady residing in his neighbouring flat, dad.
Father:
Go on, son.
Son:
According to Times of India, the man has been fined Re 1 and sentensed a simple
imprisonment till rising of the court, dad.
Father:
Interesting. Go on, son.
Son:
There was some argument between the man and the lady, when he became furious,
dad.
Father: Go
on, son.
Son:
In a fit of rage, he is reported to have addressed the lady as “Chammak
Challo”, dad!
Father:
Looks funny. Go on, son.
Son:
Now the Magistrate has ordere him “Jail Challo!”, dad.
Father:
I don’t know, son!
Salman Inaugurates a Driving School in Dubai!
Son:
Bllywood actor Salman Khan is reported to have inaugurated a Driving School in
Dubai, dad!
Father: Are
you sure? Go on, son.
Son:
The 51-year old actor had been sentenced for five years imprisonment by a Mumbai court in 2016, dad.
Son:
Go on, son.
Son: He was
punished for killing one person and injuring four others while driving a car on
footpath in a drunken state, dad.
Father: True.
Go on, son.
Son: According
to authorities in Dubai, public in Dubai need not worry, as people do not sleep
on footpath in the oil rich country, dad.
Father: Oh
MyGod! Go on, son.
Son: They
also say that they have ensured that Salman does not drive any vehcle in Dubai,
dad!
Father: I
don’t know, son!
Amitab to get Rs6-10 crore for
endorsing Lux Innerware!
Son:
Bollywood legend Amitab Bachhan will soon appear in a TV commercial Andar
Ki Baat about Lux innerware, dad!
Father: Wonderful.
Go on, son.
Son:
He has reportedly charged Rs6-10 crore as endorsement fee, dad.
Father: Go
on, son.
Son:
People in rural India are said to be a worried lot after hearing about this
endorsement by Amitab, dad.
Father: How
come? Go on, son.
Son:
They say that they are already a harassed lot with the “Bahar Ki Baat” endorsement of Bachhan, Dad!
Father: What do you mean? Go on,
son.
Son: They say they have lost the freedom of using
open spaces as toilet, because Amitab is found hunting them down and pushing
them to a toilet under the Sawchh Bharat programme, dad!
Father: True. Go on, son.
Son: They now think that Bachhan
will force them to use an underware under his “Andar Ki Baat”
programme, dad!
Father: I don’t know, son!
You Can’t Blame Us; We Did Our Best!
Son:
Rahul Gandhi is reported to have visited his school on Teachers Day to meet his
teachers and wish them, dad.
Father:
Go on, son.
Son:
It is said that he told his teachers – “Today I am what I am-------because of
you all”, dad.
Father:
Go on, son.
Son:
It seems the Headmaster of the school became very emotional, dad.
Father: Go on, Son.
Son: He is reported to have said –
“You Can’t Blame Us. We Did Our Best! – dad.
Father:
I don’t know, son!
Ram Jeth Malani Retires!
Son: Noted
jurist Ram Jethmalani has announced his retirement as an advocate, dad.
Father: True.
Go on, son.
Son: While
he is fully satisfied about his seven-decade-long
carrier, he is said to be worried about the pending payment of a small bill,
dad.
Father: Which
bill? Go on, son.
Son: He had
raised a bill for Rs3.42 crore on Arvind Kejriwal, Chief Minister of Delhi, for
representing his case against Arun Jaitley, dad.
Father: True.
Go on, son.
Son: But
Kejri is said to be keeping mum on the matter, dad.
Father: How
come? Go on, son.
Son:
Because Kejri thinks that the moment he opens his mouth, the bill amount is
likely to go up, dad!
Father: I
don’t know, son!
