The Poetic Justice!
Son: The former Telecom Minister Kapil Sibal’s ‘Zero Loss’ theory continues to haunt him, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: The CAG had pegged the loss from 2G spectrum scam at Rs1.76 lakh crore, dad.
Father: True. Go on, son.
Son: Sibal had then propagated his own ‘Zero Loss’ theory to reject the CAG’s estimation of losses at Rs1.76 lakh crore, dad.
Father: True. Go on, son.
Son: Sibal has now polled exactly 1.76 lakh votes in the recent Lok Sabha elections from Chandni Chowk constituency in Delhi, dad.
Father: Interesting. Go on, son.
Son: His performance is as good as ‘Zero’ as he came third behind BJP and AAP candidates, dad!
Father: Interesting. Go on, son.
Son: When approached by journalists, CAG officials reportedly told them it was a poetic justice for Sibal, dad!
Father: I don’t know, son!
Not a Joker - Technically!
Son: The Congress Party has suspended former Kerala Minister TH Mustafa for calling Rahul Gandhi as a “joker”, dad.
Father: True. Go on, son.
Son: When asked the reasons for taking such a strong step against a senior leader, the leadership is said to have told it was purely on technical grounds, dad!
Father: Like what? Go on, son.
Son: According to them, Rahul was basically a serious person and he had not cut a single joke during the entire poll campaign, dad!
Father: I don’t know, son!
The Willful Defaulter!
Son: United Bank of India has threatened Vijay Mallya that it would declare him as a willful defaulter, dad.
Father: True. Go on, son.
Son: However, Mallya is said to be least bothered, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: He is said to have reacted that the bank is rather too late to come to this conclusion, dad.
Father: How come? Go on, Son.
Son: According to him, the banks should have known this fact long back after finding him more focused on Kingfisher Calendar and Royal Challengers Bangalore than Kingfisher Airlines, dad!
Father: I don’t know, son!
Delhi’s Shortest Ruler!
Son: The Prime Minister Modi has urged states not to include him in school curriculum, dad.
Father: True. Go on, son.
Son: However, he is said to be having no objections in including the name of the shortest ruler of Delhi in the history books of states, dad.
Father: Interesting. Go on, son.
Son: This ruler had abdicated from his post being unable to run the show even for a short period, dad.
Father: Go on, son.
Son: He also managed to stay behind bars in order to not to attend the oath taking ceremony of Modi and his team, dad!
Father: I don’t know, son!
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